Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
About Digital Art / Professional Premium Member Sweet Angry Jesus!Female/United States Groups :iconpalexglow: PaleXglow
Supernatural yaoi manga
Recent Activity
Deviant for 8 Years
3 Month Premium Membership:
Given by LeafyBear
Statistics 4,165 Deviations 44,679 Comments 295,030 Pageviews

Newest Deviations

Favourites

Bad news is while at the con my old tablet pretty much decided to stop working for the most part. When it does decide to work, it's sporattic at best, and rarely long enough to get anything going art-wise that's more than a sketch. On top of that, I don't have a scanner so I can't get any kind of traditional stuff up either if I wanted.

But.

The good news is, a longtime commissioner and a friend was kind enough to donate the funds I need for a new tablet-albeit one. I'll be ordering it in a couple days once the funds are transferred from my Paypal to my bank, but in the meantime I'll try to struggle and get my old one to churn out some stuff, or else I may just post some older stuff I may not have up yet from my tumblr.

- Crow Face
  • Mood: Content

deviantID

The-Clockwork-Crow
Sweet Angry Jesus!
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
United States
I probably like all the terrible fandoms you hate.



This doesn't seem physically possible
STAMP - Pretty Seby by RoackClone High Stamp 2 by ecokittyStamp: Fandumb by mimi-na
SWEET ANGRY JESUS!

Likes:
Kuroshitsuji, Robots, Meat, cowboys, the colors red and black, chicken, crab, eel, sushi, restaurant-grade ramen, instant ramen, Mexican food, Japanese food, Osamu Tezuka, Digimon, Hellsing, Immortal Rain, FAKE, Sanami Matoh, Vampire Hunter D, Master of Mosquiton, Nightwalker Midnight Detective, My Little Pony (yes, both the original generation 1 series AND Friendship is Magic), Xiaolin Showdown, Danny Phantom, Superjail, Clone High, Invader Zim, Harry Potter, Neil Shusterman, yaoi/slash, coffee, pomegranites, obscure geeky references, cheesy romance, crude humor, witty humor, humor in general, western comics, manga and anime, a lot of other crap.

Dislikes:
Horrible rainbow vomit/bad color schemes, most other fish not listed as liked, raw tomatoes, Naruto, the Twilight saga, sparkly vampires, mary-sues/gary-stues, bigotry, close-minded-ness, art theft, homophobia, cigarette smoke, strong-smelling cleaners, people labeling others, and some other things I can't remember.

Things I just don't understand:
Hetalia, Pairing yourself with a fictional character, Pairing wars, Hating female characters because they get in the way of your OTP/pairing your OC/yourself with the hot male lead (wot?)

Guilty Pleasures:
Lady Gaga, Gaia online, Raw tuna sashimi (I don't care what kind of intestinal parasites I might get from this it is the shit) , Questioning people and/or their logic and watching them rage

I'm a graphic designer and comic artist. When I'm not drawing, I'm either sculpting, cooking, sewing, or finding some other artistic activity to alleviate boredom.
Paypal: Commissions stamp by Cute-Stamps

Current Residence: Back in time, on Mars with Abe Lincoln
Favourite genre of music: Anything that doesn't irritate the crap outta me
Favourite style of art: I love both digital and traditional
Operating System: I has a Mac
Favourite cartoon character: Jack Spicer
Personal Quote: This doesn't seem physically possible!
Interests

Donate

The-Clockwork-Crow has started a donation pool!
2,119 / 20,000
I dunno what to do with these points things, but why not-?

You must be logged in to donate.

What're you watching me for? 

44%
97 deviants said EVERYTHING 8O
17%
38 deviants said Pokemon!
12%
27 deviants said I don't know anymore
10%
21 deviants said Your gardevoir stuff specifically
9%
19 deviants said Ponies!
4%
8 deviants said Other (comment)
2%
4 deviants said Original stuff!
2%
4 deviants said Your pony askblog stuff specifically
0%
1 deviant said Flash stuff

Comments


Add a Comment:
 
:iconanadawolfrules2334:
Anadawolfrules2334 Featured By Owner 3 hours ago  New member Student Digital Artist
anadawolfrules2334.deviantart.… I made this with your anime character making thing c:
Reply
:iconqueen-of-cookies:
Queen-Of-Cookies Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sorry if I'm spamming your inbox- ovo; but I just wanted to say your art is beautiful and you draw so well, especially your Gardevoirs! And you have inspired me to try to draw Gardevoirs too- and other Pokemon! Please keep up your amazing work~~ 
Reply
:iconthe-clockwork-crow:
The-Clockwork-Crow Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
Aww thanks a bunch, that's nice to hear. And no problem, I will
Reply
:iconqueen-of-cookies:
Queen-Of-Cookies Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh! I'm going to make my own Gardevoir OC~ 
Reply
:iconauramancy:
Auramancy Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
You hate homophobia but refuse to admit when something is gay? Interesting. You forgot to add that you're a radical genderqueer (someone who mindlessly obsesses over reversing gender stereotypes)
Reply
:iconthe-clockwork-crow:
The-Clockwork-Crow Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Who says I deny something as gay? I have a LOT of gay characters-OH OH let me show you! I'm sure you'll just HATE them too~! Ahahaha I'm so glad you're so obsessed with what I draw to comment on my front page, this is exciting
Reply
:iconauramancy:
Auramancy Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
Excuse me? I love gay people. I am one. It's straight people that piss me off. You straight people are the only weirdos who think bronies are manly, Gardevoir Meloetta and Sylveon look like boys, Machoke look like girls, and god knows what else. You know why I chose to troll you? Your work is cliché and annoying. Why? Every weirdo and there fucking mother feels the need to spam the internet with your genderqueer BULLSHIT about how "Meloetta and Diancie should be BOYZ! Oh my gawd male Gardevoir and Sylveon are WAY cooler than girls. Oh and they are STRAIGHT boys because there's mothing girly about them!!!" And let's not forget the all too predictable "People refer to Mewtwo, Charizard, and HUNDREDS of other pokemon as "he" all time and it doesn't bother me, but call Gardevoir a "she" and I will correct you! I will make a public announcement and a drawing telling you that you're wrong because Gardevoir are BOYZ!!!!!!!!" For us normal people who actually have a sense of gender it's getting really fucking annoying. This is the kind of bullshit that gives us gays and lesbians a bad rap. They see what us teenagers and young adults are doing and go "Pff... They're just confused. All this is a phase" Can't even browse the Internet anymore without seeing something everywhere you go about "anti gender stereotypes FOREVER! Men in dresses YAY!" whether you look at fashion, cartoons, news. It's everywhere. THAT is why I chose to troll you. You have the most Gardefaggotfy I've ever seen and people like you need to TONE THE FUCK DOWN. Who FUCKING CARES about male Gardevoir THIS much when male Gardevoir SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST which GameFreak has hinted at time and time again
Reply
:iconthe-clockwork-crow:
The-Clockwork-Crow Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Oh so you ARE trying to troll me! I thought your comments were too contradictory to make sense! Thanks for clearing that up, I guess I'll just keep enjoying your hilarious attempts then :D Hope you have fun too :heart:
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconthefurryballfoxy:
TheFurryBallFoxy Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I used your Gardevoir Dress-Up Game as part of my tribute to Zenshii! thefurryballfoxy.deviantart.co… Thanks for creating the game!
Reply
:icondrdummy123:
drdummy123 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  New member
asking heinrich before i am what for i job i have my job is  to fuck things up in tf2 and dominate them all and kill them thats always my job before you know heinrich i can kill them all in tf2 befor my job is can i join your rocket group
Reply
Add a Comment: