'It seems as though your Pikachu has contracted the Pokerus...'
'We're afraid we'll have to euthenize it prevent the spread of the infection. I'm very sorry...'
Is it just me or is there something sinister about a Pokemon virus that actually does more good than harm and yet is easy to spread? Wonder what kind of secret, horrible side effects it could have...?
Also partially inspired by a creepypasta I once read about plague-spreading wild Pikachus
Also totally has nothing to do with my displeasure at seeing 'creepy' yet unintentionally adorable Pokemon in the creepypasta club, nope :l
Pokemon belongs to Nintendo